PISSHEAD

Biography
Born Julius Frank, he is a 15 year old monster. The type of bully that picks on kids his own height and higher exclusively. It is said that his gambling addiction led him to bet his hand in a Russian game of Durak while playing with Bare Bird. Sadly this incident had little affect on PISSHEAD's psyche or attitude towards life. In fact the threating "bad ass look" of the hand has only added to the legend. Most days he spends actually studying and learning about the world history so he can later quote important people or leaders while bashing someone's teeth in. It's difficult to decisively place PISS HEAD in the villian or hero category due to the constant influx of hospital dispatchers on the scene every time he gets mad. Childhood was unstable to say the least with a mother Jannet Frank as a fashion model and father Jesus Frank fashion photographer. Julius always felt a little misplaced in the life of his parents. (Those two were obviously in no way related to fashion industry but that's the story that he was told)

First love was the same girl that he bet his hand on. Her name was too beautiful and complex to even begin typing out but for the sake of the story we'll reffer to her as ( Liz ) she was a white bearded dragon the pet of Bare Bird a funny little creature that was most obviously mistreated by her owner and the young but already blooming fence-sitter decided to change the course of his life he didn't want to simply sit there and talk about how sad this whole deal is with the dragon being mistreated but instead fight for her, "a poor gamble is more of a try than walking away" he thought.

Trivia

 * Favorite drink is Moonshine on the rocks with pepsi and lime.
 * The white bearded dragon's name was - Shli-tuda-neznsu-kuda-fu-fu
 * Bare Bird kept the hand in plastificified